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NATIONAL CONDOM DAY
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings
good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain
will have bad luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just
forward it to five of your friends. You will see that something good
happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken. You will
receive good luck in four days.
LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM DAY
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
22. IF YOU DON'T WRAP THE WINKY, YOU DON'T GET THE STINKY
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Convenient phrases for travels to the orient
1) That's not right..............Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive..Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP.....................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man........................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse......................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.......Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift......Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here............Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone..........No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight.............Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.....Wa Shing Ka
15) You have body odor.............Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..........................Fu Kin Su Pah
17) Finland will win the World Cup ....No Fu Kin Wai
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"Secret"
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gaybar but says "What the heck, I really want a drink". When the gay
waiter approaches he says to the customer "What's the name of your
penis?".
The customer says "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis." so the customer asks the man sitting to
his
left who is sipping on a beer and asks "hey bud, what's the name of
your penis?". The gentleman with a smile looks back and says "TIMEX". The thirsty
customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping
on a
fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The other
gentleman turns to him and proudly exclaims "FORD". The customer
thinks how this naming thing works and says, "Because quality is Job
1..?" The gentleman replies, "No. Let me ask you, Have you driven a
Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says "Strong enough for a man but made for a
woman."!
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